it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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