Nicole vs. Life
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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