I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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