Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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