I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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