do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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