She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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