Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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