we're blogging at a bar
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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