smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
the raccoons are back...
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