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(970): View more from Colorado

She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag

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(917): View more from New York City

she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.

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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.

(440): View more from Ohio

anything for my little brother.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.

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it's a Wednesday?

(419): View more from Ohio

:)

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.

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(305): View more from Florida

My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".

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(248): View more from Michigan

"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."

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(240): View more from Maryland

idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"

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