i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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