Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i dont even know how to be here
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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