Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My ass is underappreciated
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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