I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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