I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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