All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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