video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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