I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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