I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
