life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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