so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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