I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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