i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just had sex on a roof
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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