my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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