I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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