party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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