Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Girls should come with a carfax report
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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