i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
3 2 1 whiskey
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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