if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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