The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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