u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Randomize
