I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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