with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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