The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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