after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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