i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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