I think I died a long time ago.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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