I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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