Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Randomize
