it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
