Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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