i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
