Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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