she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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