yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
