Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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