have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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