FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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