Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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